Pleasure is pain with Saints Row’s favorite weapon of crass destruction
THQ and Volition, Inc. are proud to announce today that 2 million people have been bludgeoned to death by Volition’s deadly IED (Inspirational Erotic Device), the purple Penetrator that has come to symbolize the strap-it-on attitude of Saints Row: The Third.
In total, 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise at the hands of gamers around the globe while playing Saints Row: The Third. That’s 259 times the population of Australia and roughly 85 percent of the population of the world. And that’s just the beginning.
Players have spent a cumulative total of two years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport. In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have been dispatched – two for every man woman and child in Australia. Finally, 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using a flamethrower. Nom nom nom.
To celebrate the mathematical insanity of Saints Row: The Third, you can now map your own mayhem with new community tracking features on SaintsRow.com. See how you rank among all Saints Row: The Third players in a number of disturbing categories, and see your actions tracked in real time on the Steelport community map. Strap it on, then track it down.
New features include:
Saints Row: The Third Stats and Achievements Tracker
With the new in-depth tracking features on SaintsRow.com, you can now quantify the crazy. Check out your stats page for a list of your most devious accomplishments, from total time surfing moving vehicles, to number of pedestrians you’ve run over. See how you rank against the rest of the community, or drive by a friend’s profile page for a head-to-head comparison.
Big Picture Map of Steelport
Some maps show directions. This map shows indiscretions. Check out a top-down map of Steelport updated in real-time with a feed of all in-game activity. In addition, tag an area on a map and leave hints for the rest of the community. Know the location of a hidden secret? How about a tip on completing a mission? This is your time to share. Finally, upload your favorite screenshots and tag them on the map to create your own cherished memories from Steelport.
For more information, head over to SaintsRow.com.