The Guido Eight take their spray-tanned selves down to Miami for another fist-bumping, grenade battling season of GTL and all things Jersey Shore. There is loads of Ronni and Sammi madness. Are they together? Aren’t they together? Will the girls snitch on Ronni’s philandering ways? Vinny and Angelina hook up, which is, frankly, a disaster waiting to happen; Snooki goes batsh!t. There is clubbing and drinking and screaming and fighting and it all goes to show that you can take the Shore out of Jersey but you can’t take the Jersey out of the Shore… no? You know what I meant.

Jersey Shore. Season 2. Out on DVD from July 21st.