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Rachael
McAdams seem to be doing well at creating a career based
on memory deprived love victims, so why change the formula? Many find
her
lovely, however many find her quite annoying and not dissimilar in
appearance
to the Seth Rogan voiced Paul. Her acting legacy has left
many a
boyfriend with the duty of enduring The Notebook, all
the while being compared to Ryan Gosling by their watchful lovers.
There has
also been many a girlfriend that has gone through a juxtaposed
tortured
experience when watching the 2004 love fest. The same powerful and
evocative
love story carries for women that painful moment of realisation that
her
beloved boy will never actually live up to 2011's sexiest man alive,
Ryan
Gosling.
With
these two sensitive sides of love in mind, Impulsegamer
would like to offer you a rare opportunity to understand the latest
mental
blank from Rachael McAdams from your chosen perspective. Below we have
provided
a detailed review for both the girls and the boys, because we all see
things a
little differently right?
The Vow by Ms Mid Day Movie
I
just love date nights. My B.F Phillip promised to take me to see The
Vow on Valentine's Day. He so sweet. Usually just gets me
burnt copies
of The Kardashian's Miami specials on our special days. So this felt
very
special. I found out The Vow was the new film by
the bald
guy who did that grey gardens movie with Drew. She's Hot. So I was so
stoked. I
had a look on Youtube at the trailer and it looked heaps like The
Notebook. She forgets her memory and has some super cute dresses.
So
anyway, Phillip bought gold class because he's the actual manager at
Jay
Jays now. "We can totes afford it babe." He told me.
What a man. So after a weird incident at the candy bar we started
watching
the movie. Its starts off with Rachael and Channing in a car
(Tatum is
the full time hottie from Dear John OMG So sad!). He
is
singing a song that my dad really loves by some guy named after a
dinner I
think my mum cooks sometimes. They look super cute together, like Chris
and
Rihanna before he went all Million Dollar
Baby on her. They have this really sad slow motion crash and she
forgets,
like everything! She then moves back in with him so they can fall in
love and
she can make stuff with clay. It's a bit like Ghost but
Channing
is not dead. He is also hotter than Patrick (Except for Patrick in
D.D).
Rachael's mum is a bitch who hates Channing. Her dad who's a total
Trump, he's
that guy who dances on the lamb adds. He hates Channing even more
because he's
poor.
So
Channing has to make her fall in love with him again. I heaps
know that wouldn't be hard, but it's a really good script and it was
way
believable. The soundtrack fully rocks. I heard heaps of bands they
used in one
tree hill and Gossip Girl (xoxo) which was really awesome. Channing
totally
gets his shirt off at least three times and Rachael has THE cutest
dimples in
the world. I'm total jelly. I really recommend this movie to all cute
couples
and lovers of The Notebook.
The Vow by Phillip Philm
So
just to let you know, I'm way into film. I have all the Fast
and and Furious movies. I have every Jason Statham movie (Even
the
straight to DVD ones.) I have every Matrix
and Terminator movie on Blu Ray. I am
also aware that film is more than just action. That is why I also have
documentaries, like the Crusty Demons of Dirt catalogue. My plan after
the Jay
Jay's Christmas party this year is to study film. My goal is to bring
back the
Aussie T.V classic "Ship to Shore" as a three part action trilogy.
Each part will be two hours long and starring Hugh Jackman. So yeah,
I'm way
into film. This is why I took my G.F to see The Vow for
Valentine's Day.
I
don't normally like romance, but The Vow has
that babe from The Wedding Crashers. That made it at
least
watchable throughout our make out session. The whole night started of
great
guns at the candy bar. The girl behind the bar was way into me and kept
trying
to flirt with me until my girlfriend noticed and pulled the plug. At
least my
G.F is hotter anyway. So we get in just in time to see The
Notebook chick in a car crash. It was way sad, but in
slow motion
like the Matrix. I didn't think this was an action movie, but the
director must
have thought it was. She forgets everything and moves back in with her
husband
(The guy from G.I Joe and Fighting). He
has a
sweet pad and an awesome job recording bands. Except the bands he
records are
indie trash. It would be more realistic and cooler if he was some kind
of
Dubstep producer.
G.I
Joe then
has to make Wedding Crashers babe fall in love with
him again.
It would probably be easier if he stopped wearing turtle neck sweaters
and
looking as if he was going to cry every second scene. However there are
some
moments when the guy is smoother than Kanye. He goes night swimming,
shows her
art and stand up to her dad (the guy from Jurassic Park).
In the
end he is pretty rad, but the soundtrack was lame. I recommend this
movie to
dudes wanting to chill with their ladies and stop them thinking about
that guy
from Drive for at least two hours.
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