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		Beached Az the Complete Az Collection 
		
		I’m the first to admit that my attention 
		span is waning drastically as I get older.  These days I can only handle 
		bite-sized snippets of entertainment at best; a five second YouTube 
		video of a hamster giving a dramatic look, a cat parkour compilation set 
		to the refrain of ‘Si Triste’ by French rapper 3 me 
		Oeil, and the like.  Anything longer is likely to result in me staring 
		aimlessly out the window, twirling a lock of hair around my index finger 
		and wondering what would happen if you tasered an elephant.  
		
		Which is why Beached Az is so 
		perfect.  For those habituating under a rock for the past couple of 
		years, the series is based on a 90-second animated video, Beached 
		Whale, that quickly went viral in 2008, garnering many millions of 
		hits on YouTube.  Concerning a whale who is ‘beached as, bro’ somewhere 
		on the New Zealand coast, the concept has been adapted into a further 20 
		minute-long episodes, all of which are collected on this handsomely 
		packaged and frankly rather hilarious DVD.  
		
		  
		
		Essentially an excuse for three Aussie 
		writers/animators (Jarod Green, Nick Boshier and Anthony MacFarlane) to 
		take the piss out of New Zealand accents at some length, Beached Az
		lacks a formal narrative structure, or anything approaching a 
		plotline or cohesive story arc.  Rather each standalone 60-second 
		episode features the hapless mammal encountering a variety of marine 
		life, indulging in a brief, often nonsensical conversation or breaking 
		into song, before it’s time for the end credits to roll.  
		
		The two questions facing fans of the 
		initial video are probably:  
		
		1) are the rest of the episodes as funny as 
		the original? and 
		
		2) is it worth forking out $20 bucks or so 
		a DVD of something I can probably just watch online?  
		
		The answer to both questions is a 
		resounding yes.  The series remains whimsical, absurd and laugh-out-loud 
		funny for the entire (admittedly modest) length of its 21-episode run, 
		and there are a host of brilliant extras offering further inducement to 
		parting with your hard-earned.  ABC have provided a great treatment, and 
		fans of slightly absurdist comedy will find much to love in this 
		effortlessly engaging and rather cheeky little series.   
		
		Audio & Video 
		
		The show is presented in 16:9 widescreen, 
		with a Dolby Digital 2.0 soundtrack.  The transfer is faultless, and 
		though the series features the most simplistic animation since 12 Oz. 
		Mouse it nonetheless comes up a treat on DVD.  You might almost say 
		it looks sweet as, bro.  
		
		Special Features 
		
		There’s a brilliant four-part, 20-minute 
		mockumentary which, in similar comedic vein to the series itself, 
		purports to be an in depth Making-Of.  Boasting an appearance from 
		Aussie comedic legend John Clarke (The Games), the featurette 
		shows the trio heaviliy involved in researching the life experiences of 
		whales, seagulls and other marine life in an attempt to make there show 
		as realistic as possible.  At one point Green hogties a protesting 
		Boshier and forces him to spend 40 hours lying on the Manly foreshore in 
		order to truly understand the experience of a beached whale, at another 
		the trio present the ABC with a finished first draft which reads, in 
		toto, ‘A whale wakes up on a beach.  A seagull enters.’  
		
		There’s also ten minutes worth of 
		Breakfast With Begerk, which this time around sees the Scots getting 
		the old stereotype treatment.  All in the name of comedy, of course.  
		Again it’s very funny, and really gives those kilt-clad haggis-munchers 
		the roasting they’ve so long deserved.  Rounding out the extras are 
		Director’s Commentaries on each episode; multiple language options on 
		the pilot, including elfish (these are, as you may expect, not to be 
		taken entirely seriously); theatrical trailers and original concept 
		art.  It’s a great swag that neatly compliments the politically 
		incorrect but not entirely unaffectionate nature of the series.  |