Legion begins with the Archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) who falls to
Earth and cuts off his own wings, then raids a warehouse for a massive
cache of guns. Meanwhile, at a roadside diner and garage, a group
of people, including the diners owner, Bob Hanson (Dennis Quaid), his
son Jeep (Lucas Black), the diners cook, Percy (Charles S. Dutton),
pregnant waitress, Charlie (Adrianne Palicki) and another group of other
people that have also stopped in at this diner. An elderly woman named
Gladys (Jeanette Miller) arrives at the diner, her pleasant appearance
up at first, but then she descends into taunts and terrible remarks
mainly centred at Charlie. She then attacks one of the patrons by biting
at his throat with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth and scales the
walls, climbing along the ceiling, us now learning that she is
possessed, until she is gunned down by Kyle (Tyrese Gibson). From here
on the group are subjected to a prophecy driven tale, told to them by
Michael, who has joined them at the diner, about God losing faith in
humanity and sending his angels down to destroy the human race. He also
tells us that Charlie’s unborn child being the future saviour of
humanity and the soldiers of Heaven possessing the people of Earth to
hunt and destroy her child before he can.
Ah,
where do I begin….
Legion…is a pretty terrible film. There, I said it. It’s a messy
film full of noise, religious bull and characters that we are supposed
to care for, but we can’t help but utterly despise. The main person I
mention is Adrianne Palicki as Charlie. Here we have a woman who is 8
months pregnant, still working and looking to give up her baby for
adoption once he is born. We can’t like her if we see her out the back
of the diner smoking cigarettes. Seriously?! Wtf?! Who would even do
that these days? She really is just an unlikeable character. She comes
off as annoying, a little bit skanky and ultimately, just plain
unlikeable. Lucas Black as Jeep (What kind of a name is ‘Jeep’ anyway?)
. I really don’t like him as an actor. He has played better roles in the
past, but with this one…I think I’ve seen more charisma in a tin of
paint. I’m sure the guy tries his best, but honestly, he doesn’t have
much to work with in this film. Dennis Quaid, another fine actor, also
hasn’t much to do but be a grizzled, slightly bitter, but with realistic
point of view diner owner. And then there’s Paul Bettany. Now, I like
Paul Bettany as an actor, always have. His performance would be the best
of the bunch, but what Michael is, is an angel with a mission. He hasn’t
lost faith in humanity like his father and he means to show him the
purity, sacrifice and the goodness in the human race.
Now
when I was watching this, I felt as if I had seen this film before. Only
the last time I saw it, it was called The Terminator. Michael as
The T-800, sent to save the saviour of the future, the unborn child as
John Connor. The mother of the saviour, Charlie as Sarah Connor. Guess
you could say Jeep is Kyle Reese, Heaven is Skynet and the army of angel
possessed humans are the machines. It pretty much has the same plot. Who
said Hollywood has lost its originality? (Yes. That was sarcasm)
Now
let’s talk about the BD picture. It’s really pretty amazing. The film
really benefits from the HD transfer. You could say it’s one of the
pluses of the film. Hey, the movie sucks, but it looks great on Blu-ray.
The detail in the picture is nothing short of beautiful, it really is.
Now for the sound. If you love the sound of machine guns firing away,
then you will love this film for it. Machines blast off left, right and
centre in this film and they sound sooooo great. Crisp and beautiful.
Listening to round after round being fired off in pure Dolby 5.1 and the
sound of those empty clinking shells. It’s an action fans dream.
Extras
on this Blu-ray disc include:
Bringing Angels To Earth: Picture-in-Picture
Creating the Apocalypse - Behind the Physical Effects
Humanity's Last Line of Defense - The Cast and Characters
From
Pixels to Picture - A Look at the Visual Effects
Blueprint of a Scene: An immersive, in-depth breakdown of a key battle
sequence against the possessed Designing Paradise Falls: Discover the
creative process behind designing the apocalyptic vision of Paradise
Falls
Trailers
Legion
is flash, messy, noisy, dull, with poor characters and fairly inane. It
does have a few highpoints; The Ice-cream man (The always amazing Doug
Jones. Shame he‘s only in it for about a minute), Paul Bettany and a few
decent pieces of action, but in the end, it’s mind-numbing and
forgetful.