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		The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai
 
		For 
		those of you who are unaware, a few months back Microsoft announced a 
		competition in which budding developers could create a game using their 
		XNA Game Studio software, and the selected winner would have their game 
		released and also take home a contract Xbox Live Arcade Publishing 
		contract. James Silva won the above stated contest and his creation, The 
		Dishwasher, is now unleashed onto the Arcade floor. 
		
		
		  
		
		The 
		Dishwasher : Dead Samurai is a 2D Beat 'Em Up side-scroller with oozing 
		brutality and blood splattering lushness. It follows 'The Dishwasher' as 
		he finds himself having to battle his way through a series of Agents, 
		Zombies, and Cyborgs using a large arsenal of button mashing combos and 
		weapon switching trickery. 
		
		The 
		story line is, in comic book style, ludicrous and outrageous, in that 
		The Dishwasher is captured by cyborgs before being saved by his mentor 
		and chef who donates him Alien Blood to resurrect him from death all the 
		while giving him super powers of a magic style called 'Dish Magic'.
		 
		
		You 
		catch all that, yeah, I thought so. Sticking with the comic book style, 
		each level has a series of flashbacks, each revealing a tiny bit more 
		and slowly building the story line in a 'whodunnit' manor, ultimately 
		though the story line is so outrageous and blandly displayed that you 
		mostly end up fast forwarding it to cut to the level itself. 
		
		
		  
		
		The 
		strongest point for this title is its arcade nature, the constant rapid 
		fire action and page long combos give it a true back gallery feel. Each 
		time you wear down a opponents you have the option to finish them in a 
		'clean' or 'brutal' manner, if you finish them in the correctly 
		displayed way you will also get a health and 'Dish Magic' bonus.  
		 
		
		As 
		well as this, when you accumulate enough point you can upgrade your 
		weaponry, ranging from the speedy entry level Meat Cleaver to the slow 
		but spatteringly brutal Chainsaw and there are also health goodies along 
		the way. The gameplay is simple, yet effective and is packed with a good 
		15-20 hours of first play alone.  
		
		
		Unfortunately the gameplay also shows signs of it being a first 
		development title, with little testing the screen has obvious tearing 
		and flickers which can be very distracting due to the high action 
		nature. The multiplayer modes are basic with it rotating around online 
		co-op, but being a arcade title you wouldn't expect anymore. 
		
		
		  
		
		
		As a complete package, The Dishwasher : Dead Samurai is good value at 
		800 points, and is a nice modern touch on a classic arcade style. If you 
		skip the comic strips and try to ignore the graphic issues, you can 
		easily gather 30+ hours play out of this title.  |